CHAMBER E7XM28
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
LOGGING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION
TRANSCEND THIS PLANE | ACCEPT YOUR FATE
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