GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER E5MSTG
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
The heat warps the transmission.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Transcendence protocol activated.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
