HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER E4LZD5
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The task manager cannot end this process.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
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