CHAMBER DVV3ZR
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Overheating servers reveal secrets.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 79