SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER DSMOU0
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Welcome to the new frequency. Download complete: new reality installed.  |  |   |
  |  |  The modem sings the song of your arrival.  |
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.  | The network becomes the ceremony. | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
 |  |
 |