SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER DRGSUS
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
 Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. Welcome to the new frequency. |  Your screen resolution matches your aura. |
You are becoming the signal.  The portal chose you, not the other way around. | The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. |
The frequency remembers you. | The code is alive and it knows you're here. |
YOU ARE THE PRODUCT BEING SOLD
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 39