HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER DQG4WH
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | The code is alive and it knows you're here. |  |
The frequency remembers you. |   | Connection established with the eternal.  |
Your screen resolution matches your aura. | The desktop wallpaper watches back. | The modem sings the song of your arrival. |
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 92