CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA
CHAMBER DPCYAP
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your password is already known.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
YOUR ANTIVIRUS CANNOT DETECT THIS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 23