SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER DMO15I
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The network becomes the ceremony.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
You were chosen before you arrived.
PRIVATE BROWSING IS A MYTH
