HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION

Darkness reveals what daylight conceals.

You were chosen before you arrived.

The ceremony peaks at the witching hour.

Your search history searches for you.

The shadows contain hidden messages.

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

The ceremony feeds on nocturnal energy.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.