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MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

CHAMBER DL9PI5

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Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your password is already known.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN

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