TEMPLE OF DIGITAL ASCENSION
CHAMBER DARHVC
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The ceremony has already begun.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
REPEAT THE SACRED SEQUENCE
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