CHAMBER D8FQY5
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
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