CHAMBER D4S3EK
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The final frequency awakens.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
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