CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER D3KQLB
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The firewall cannot protect you here.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
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