SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER D3BPVA
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
BOOKMARK THIS MOMENT FOREVER
