TEMPLE OF MIDNIGHT PROTOCOLS
CHAMBER D2GDBT
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The ceremony peaks at the witching hour.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your sleep patterns serve the ceremony.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
