SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

You've been here before, in another browser.

All timelines merge here.

Autumn visitors sense the ending.