TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER CWMU6U
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Connection established with the eternal.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The frequency remembers you.
Your digital shadow grows longer.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
