HALL OF ABANDONED CHATROOMS

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

The darkness amplifies the signal.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

You've been here before, in another browser.