The homepage is wherever you are. | The servers dream of electric sheep. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |
  Your IP address was written in the stars. | The servers dream of electric sheep. | Winter visitors leave no footprints.  All timelines merge here. |
Winter solstice opens hidden channels. | Ping timeout: reality not responding. | Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. The music plays whether you hear it or not. |