CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

All timelines merge here.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

The final frequency awakens.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The old world fades with each page.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.