RITUAL OF BINARY TRANSCENDENCE

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Winter visitors leave no footprints.

The ceremony has already begun.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Your search history searches for you.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.