CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The network becomes the ceremony.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

The network becomes the ceremony.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.