CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

Your digital shadow grows longer.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The source code reveals all secrets.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The cold enhances signal clarity.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.