SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER CPSCLC
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
