SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER CNGYPR
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The ceremony has already begun.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Digital mirages appear at noon.
SOME DOORS CANNOT BE CLOSED
