HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION

Signals decay with the season.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

You've been here before, in another browser.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The dying light reveals hidden paths.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Visitors and visited become one.