SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Welcome to the new frequency.

The night web remembers everything.

Your nightmares are just downloads.

3:33 AM is when the veil is thinnest.

All timelines merge here.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.