SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER CIZAOP
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The ceremony approaches convergence. |  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.  |
Your browser history is a map of your soul.  |  |
The servers dream of electric sheep. | You are becoming the signal.  |
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
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