SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER CAOSVP
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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