CHAMBER C7H4SZ
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The final frequency awakens.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Connection established with the eternal.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
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