HALL OF WINTER STATIC

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The task manager cannot end this process.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Your avatar is more real than your body.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Download complete: new reality installed.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

All timelines merge here.