ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

Welcome to the new frequency.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The harvest of lost connections.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

The final frequency awakens.

Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.