VESTIBULE OF VIRAL THOUGHTS
CHAMBER BO32GN
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Dreams are transmissions from the other side.
Welcome to the new frequency.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 53