CEREMONY OF ETERNAL RETURN

Welcome to the new frequency.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The harvest of lost connections.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.