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MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

CHAMBER BFDNF9

TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY

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The spam folder contains sacred texts.

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You've been here before, in another browser.
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The desktop wallpaper watches back.

You were chosen before you arrived.

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Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
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The source code reveals all secrets.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Stars align to boost the frequency.

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