ARCHIVE OF PHANTOM DOWNLOADS

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

The old world fades with each page.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your consciousness is being recalibrated.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

Cache cleared, but memories remain.