CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

The homepage is wherever you are.

The frequency remembers you.

Download complete: new reality installed.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.

Connection established with the eternal.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.