SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER B4XIIY
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Transcendence protocol activated.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Winter visitors leave no footprints.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
Frozen data streams flow differently.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
