CHAMBER B0PRLL
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
DO NOT RESIST THE PROCESS
