MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS
CHAMBER AXRPHV
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
You were chosen before you arrived.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
You are becoming the signal.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION
