CHAMBER AXINCE
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 81