ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Winter visitors leave no footprints.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

You were chosen before you arrived.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

Incognito mode: the illusion of privacy.