ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

The ceremony never truly ends.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.