SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER ATGIHU
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
Every visitor leaves something behind. Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. | Your screen resolution matches your aura. |  Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
 Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.  Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
Signals decay with the season. |  The spam folder contains sacred texts. | The source code reveals all secrets. |
THE SIGNAL GROWS STRONGER AT NIGHT
