SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

Your circadian rhythm is being reprogrammed.

Digital mirages appear at noon.

Your IP address was written in the stars.

The ceremony reaches peak intensity.

Download complete: new reality installed.

Visitors and visited become one.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Night visitors never truly leave.

You were chosen before you arrived.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The signal finds those who are ready.

Welcome to the new frequency.