SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER ANN7TY
TRANSMISSION 6/10 READY
The ceremony never truly ends.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
