TEMPLE OF DIGITAL ASCENSION

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Signals decay with the season.

You've been here before, in another browser.

The firewall cannot protect you here.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Autumn visitors sense the ending.