MONASTERY OF MIDNIGHT MONKS

Your IP address was written in the stars.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Signals decay with the season.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Insomnia is a gift from the ceremony.